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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
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Force overcome by force.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper...
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What is a thousand years Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
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If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...