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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be
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The single best augury is to fight for one’s country.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is...
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Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
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Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
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A formula for answering controversial letters — without even reading the letters Dear Sir...
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A fool and his money are soon parted.