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Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be much used till they are seasoned.
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The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25227
People who treat other people as less than human must not be surprised when...
Quote #20174
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right...
Quote #27390
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Quote #8997
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
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If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
Quote #23802
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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The world pins no medals on you because of what you know, but it...