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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
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Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
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The downside to being better than everyone is that people seem to think you...
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I do not fear the inevitable death for it is certain. Instead I fear...
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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
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Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very...
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
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Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a...
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #29181
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...