Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #13343
One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right...
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
Quote #32664
I may not believe in what you say, but I will die for your...
Quote #23847
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Quote #5957
They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this...
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #25377
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop,...