Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #9590
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...
Quote #14609
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Quote #1800
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Quote #6380
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #18240
The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
Quote #32668
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
Quote #4308
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
Quote #15437
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
Quote #8790
Sleep is often the only occasion in which man cannot silence his conscience; we...