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I’d rather be lucky than good.
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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
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You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
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After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy Astor . shouted, If I...
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Let this be an example for the acquisition of all knowledge, virtue, and riches....
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Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may...
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There are so many different ways lives work out, so many stories, and every...
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For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...