Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #9297
The power to bring me out of solitude – or to push me back...
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #33496
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #26315
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
Quote #1425
When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #34264
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.