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Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
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The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man...
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There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
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It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones...
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When I get smitten, I stay smut.
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I had rather be right than be President.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every...
Quote #15003
Do what you fear and fear disappears.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...