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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
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The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier...
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I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my...
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who...
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If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...