Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #5531
Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and...
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #31160
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #1256
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #8625
He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
Quote #23765
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we...
Quote #24475
One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...