Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #5276
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
Quote #25082
Only little boys and old men sneer at love.
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #6943
A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
Quote #17401
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
Quote #5438
Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders...
Quote #29148
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...