Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #4986
Cursed be he that moves my bones.
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #4217
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #17633
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
Quote #25950
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
Quote #14007
We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge.
Quote #31081
The younger brother hath the more wit.
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.