Quote #11151
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Quote #10168
Most people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never...
Quote #30846
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.
Quote #2646
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back...
Quote #31299
Hate is not a feeling toward another, but a feeling of defeat by another.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #32573
The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...
Quote #7889
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.