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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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Seeing our Father in everything makes life one long thanksgiving and gives rest of...
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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