Quote #19152
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #6934
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he...
Quote #3147
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real...
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #27439
America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #19404
Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one...
Quote #32938
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more...