Quote #24262
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #32364
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am...
Quote #16759
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost...
Quote #30877
It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.
Quote #7506
Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.