Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #24664
What one knows is, in youth, of little moment they know enough who know...
Quote #9239
Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will...
Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #24095
Those who can command themselves command others.
Quote #24430
The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and...
Quote #6659
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
Quote #2150
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #26230
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.