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We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet and, amid all the forms...
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Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Music is the vernacular of the human soul.
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In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after...
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…people are by nature fickle, and it is easy to persuade them of something,...
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When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are...
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If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.