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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I...
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He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
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Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
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Poverty is a weapon of mass destruction.
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Hope is the thing with feathers — that perches in the soul — and...
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The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet...
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Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about...
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The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have...
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...