Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #27234
We’ll all be riding that streetcar of desire.
Quote #26045
The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Quote #11162
A different language is a different vision of life.
Quote #30370
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #31441
I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #15207
What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.