Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #18723
Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #19992
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Quote #3549
There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...
Quote #16593
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #25198
Perhaps each life has one sensational thought, if acted upon will bring great meaning.
Quote #15764
To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #24198
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we...