George Burns Quote #1299 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28418 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
A. Bronson Alcott Quote #14762 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 That is a good book which is opened with expectation, and closed with delight...
Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman (attributed) Quote #6107 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
Francis Marion Quote #1328 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28237 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
John Sturart Mill, Defence of Hedonism Quote #12038 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Next to selfishness the principal cause which makes life unsatisfactory is want of mental...
Douglas Noel Adams Quote #24642 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Oscar Wilde Quote #20722 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...