Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #30716
The web eliminates all hiding places.
Quote #3742
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I...
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Quote #12815
He who does not venture has no luck.
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #9965
Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
Quote #34164
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more...