Quote #25718
At a certain age some people’s minds close up they live on their intellectual...
Quote #6671
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what...
Quote #23693
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #982
Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
Quote #10534
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #4017
Each new day is a blank page in the diary of your life. The...
Quote #19165
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Quote #32625
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.