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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...
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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do...
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A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no...
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
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Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.