Quote #2438
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal...
Quote #34261
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Quote #28199
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #516
Actions lie louder than words.
Quote #11703
Witness at all times. If necessary, use words.
Quote #12952
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
Quote #4049
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...