Quote #9799
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Quote #33989
One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for...
Quote #30727
He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #6277
I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
Quote #27889
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
Quote #20334
For many are called, but few are chosen.
Quote #21901
To linger in the observation of things other than the self implies a profound...