Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like...
Quote #17347
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
Quote #26725
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
Quote #9445
A hair divides what is false and true.
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It is only a poor sort of happiness that could ever come by caring...
Quote #19884
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death...
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #12513
Only a fool walks backwards into the future.
Quote #21978
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.