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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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There’s no Walter Cronkite to give you the final word each evening.
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Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
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Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...
Quote #3537
A reasonable probability is the only certainty.
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You know when you’ve read a good book when you turn the last page...
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at...
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #33280
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the...