Quote #2269
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #25371
My own mind is my own church.
Quote #30581
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #4647
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
Quote #20371
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #17563
The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #521
Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.