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The earth was made round so we would not see too far down the...
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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When I consider the small span of my life absorbed in the eternity of...
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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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For every thousand hacking at the leaves of evil, there is one striking at...
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You can’t ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.
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No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.
Quote #15132
We are born brave, trusting and greedy, and most of us remain greedy.