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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even...
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I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
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Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...
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If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust...
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The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of...