Quote #7090
What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing–to live in accord...
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do...
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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #34913
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
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I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I...
Quote #25429
Getters don’t get–givers get.
Quote #4135
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.