Quote #22182
As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...
Quote #8293
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
Quote #25746
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #1579
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #31459
I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Quote #19699
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #20576
To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise...