Quote #3660
Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we...
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No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #18457
‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
Quote #5469
Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #5329
The last Christian died on the cross.
Quote #30966
The anvil fears no blows.
Quote #24987
The wise learn many things from their enemies.
Quote #13125
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
Quote #23234
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...