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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about...
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Unable are the Loved to die For Love is Immortality.
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #18838
When you have solved all the mysteries of life you long for death, for...
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The sinning is the best part of repentance.
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Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully...
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...