Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #26745
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
Quote #331
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of...
Quote #29033
I am not God, but I am my creator.
Quote #15042
Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
Quote #33556
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which...
Quote #30707
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.