Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #23957
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Quote #6287
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Quote #21351
Experience is not what happens to a man it is what a man does...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #24912
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #28889
I demand more of myself than anyone else could ever expect.
Quote #9743
War is the continuation of politics by other means.