Quote #18519
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #29973
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
Quote #14001
He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #2277
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #18072
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
Quote #34729
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #17656
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...