Quote #1212
Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23517
Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
Quote #16313
Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #15770
Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay...
Quote #2843
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
Quote #16432
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Quote #22937
Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great...
Quote #16932
One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the...