Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is...
Quote #5626
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
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During these periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to...
Quote #14854
Do the duty which lieth nearest to thee! Thy second duty will already have...
Quote #32825
Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly...
Quote #32660
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier Who serves his country well...
Quote #19677
It isn’t what you know that counts, it’s what you think of in time.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4905
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat...