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I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
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That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Quote #3528
Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight...
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
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There is no gathering the rose without being pricked by the thorns.
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11969
Over one mind and over ones body the individual is sovereign.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.