Quote #11869
Being powerful is a lot like being a woman: If you have to tell...
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #29719
It is not in the world of ideas that life is lived. Life is...
Quote #28074
Any activity that adversely affects society is immoral.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.