Quote #1897
Wife: a former sweetheart.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible,...
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I’m not addicted to nicotine, so why do I have to participate in your...
Quote #26892
We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...
Quote #17799
A man with a new idea is a crank — until the idea succeeds.
Quote #1962
Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of...
Quote #26563
He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a...
Quote #24573
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse...
Quote #24026
Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.