Quote #15621
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2355
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #14756
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
Quote #27890
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #12518
is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings...
Quote #28645
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles–the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America...
Quote #14175
Find expression for a sorrow and it will become dear to you. Find expression...
Quote #14490
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.