Quote #4551
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
Quote #17070
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #16061
To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But...
Quote #20606
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
Quote #7082
The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.
Quote #28420
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19548
Religion is the idol of the mob it adores everything it does not understand.
Quote #2315
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the...
Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.