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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The...
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I think it would be a good idea.
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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I hope I never get so old I get religious.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
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Death is a veil which those who live call life, Sleep and it is...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...