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Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
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So you are lean and mean and resourceful and you continue to walk on...
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
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Do just once what others say you can’t do, and you will never pay...
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Simplicity is the peak of civilization.
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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Quote #14106
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
Quote #16492
Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...