Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #31899
There can be no justice so long as rules are absolute.
Quote #617
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the...
Quote #22067
It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we...
Quote #9554
The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Quote #16279
Character is the foundation stone upon which one must build to win respect. Just...
Quote #16214
An understanding heart is everything in a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough....
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...